You know i would lavish you with gifts if i could.
Buy you your favourite Adidas/ sportswear which you love.
Buy you a new phone.
And some new clothes which i think you need.
Shoes. Preferably lady-like.
That sportsbra especially.
Nice Bodyglove surf shorts.
More Bodyglove tees.
A 2nights stay in a luxuries hotel with x.
An all expenses paid trip to come see me.
and so on...
To think we havent gotten each other a gift in God knows how long..
You are fuckamazing and I love you.
Happy Birthday,J.
and may our friendship be forever.
ps/ im sorry i never got you those boxers.